S4E45 – The Croglin Grange Vampire

The Croglin Grange Vampire, Cumbria

England’s best “true” vampire story springs from the pages of the prolific hob-nobber Augustus Hare. Bleh! Alasdair tells James a blood-soaked Cumbrian legend, gleaned from Hare’s (ludicrously long) autobiography. Sorry, autobiographies.

The walrus-faced Hare had a gift for extracting dubious ghost stories from minor aristocrats. And tales seldom come taller than that of the Croglin Grange vampire. An isolated bungalow; a lonely young woman; and a scratch, scratch, scratch at the window…

Prepare yourself for eccentric toffs, desecrated crypts, and an elderly aunt who ate someone’s arm. You know, the usual.


The Loremen are Alasdair Beckett-King & James Shakeshaft.

Featured image from Varney the Vampire, 1845.

Music from La Lettre De Manon Valse played by Megone‚Äôs Orchestra, 1905.




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