The Edinburgh Castle Mystery
King Jimmy the 1st and/or 6th of England and/or Scotland had quite a rough ride, from “witnessing” a political assassination in utero to being attacked by the world’s rudest cat. This monarch’s silver spoon was something of a double-edged sword (like that special knife designed for cutting grapefruit and/or your tongue). In fact, some believe that little Jim Royal didn’t make it out of short trousers.
Will the Loreboys solve the Edinburgh Castle Mystery? [Inhales sharply through teeth like a builder] “we could mate, but it’ll cost ya…”
P.S. These are Hula Hoops
Content Warning: This themes of this episode include infant mortality.
The Loremen are Alasdair Beckett-King & James Shakeshaft.
Featured image from The History of Edinburgh, William Maitland, 1753.
Music from La Lettre De Manon Valse played by Megone’s Orchestra, 1905.